Glurp Lorefrom Ork Meter Count every token at Ork Meter
Glurp, a green pixel-art ork in a purple hoodie, stands beside their three-ringed crystal ball while gold tokens drip from their hoodie pocket.

A storybook from the Ork Meter workshop

The Lore and History of Glurp

The Orkish Software Developer (Wizard), lost in the age of agentic AI.

"Oi, where'd all me tokens go?"

— Glurp

Table of contents

8 chapters · a glossary · a book of quotes