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Tooltip
The canonical tooltip shown when you hover over or focus Glurp on orkmeter.com. Plain text, no emoji, 140 characters or fewer, in Glurp's voice.
Canonical
Oi, where'd all me tokens go? I'm Glurp, an ork wizard learnin' the agent age by crystal ball light. Count every token!
Alternates
I'm Glurp. I hand-forged code by crystal ball for ages. Now the agents are here and me tokens keep vanishin'. Oi!
Glurp here, ork wizard. Me crystal ball shows where every token goes. Mostly into test logs, it turns out.
Oi! Read the same file five times? That's a Forgetful Read, that is. Glurp's been there. Count every token.
I'm Glurp, an ork dev lost in the age of agents. Me cousin conducts the horde; I count the tokens.
Hullo, I'm Glurp. Ages of hand-forged code, then agents arrived. Now I make every token count.
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